Svelte Spy Pushin Anna

Svelte Spy Pushin Anna happens to be none other than Anna Chapman, the Russian Spy.She appears to have made a splash when it comes to foreign affairs. Chapman was apprehended in July in this year itself. Her beauty which left me enthralled inspired me to pen a piece entitled Svelte Spy Pushin Anna.



Svelte Spy-Pushin Anna
Has alarm bells ringin
For she ain’t given to
Being in an officious
Pigeon Hole.

The works harnessing
Espionage,
Gleamed bright
in her dress,
She seemed an ingress
To all those she could caress

I sure wish she
Wouldn’t go to gaol.
It ain’t a role she
Can starr in.
Whatever she's done
Doesn’t weigh a ton.
It seems that way coz
of diplomatic racketerrin.

Spiffy Anna cut both ways
Cutting out as and when
She wanted.
“I don’t whether to remain in
or stay put out” Spiffy Anna
said from the edge.

Her bust showed herself
To be at her best
Begetting zest with
A wry spy smile.
They came across
As the Real Deal.


Diplo’s roaming
in Peccadillo Depot,
How she paperworked them
Into an Arm Twisted Jam.
Diplo’s sure made a hash of
The hush hush affair.
Fair to say she got
The dope on them.


“Anna would calling you
a tool befit you?”

“ Once I got wise
To my invaluable foibles
The Wikileaked Bunnies
seemed Fair Game.”

“Clearly desirous of the give and take
that ensued they made a beeline
to get into my pants.
Them suckers were Caught
With their Pants Down.”

“Anna did you give the
sucker an even break?”

“Oh yes at every step
Of the way.”

“We weren’t whoever
we took each other for
yet we ended up procuring
equal amounts of each other.”

"Let It Be Said that
Svelte Spy Pushin Anna
Was Pursuing felicity
and Collecting Her Results."